Ashwini tagged me for these 2 tags. Tags are back again after long time……
TAG #01 : Innocent… or Guilty?
RULE 1- You can only say Guilty or Innocent.
- Asked someone to marry you? Innocent.
- Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty.
- Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent.
- Ever told a lie? Guilty.
- Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have back? Guilty.
- Kissed a picture? Guilty.
- Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty.
- Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty.
- Held a snake? Guilty( A dead snake).
- Been suspended from school? Innocent.
- Worked at a fast food restaurant? Innocent.
- Stolen from a store? Guilty(I used to steal a lot of cricket and wrestling cards at the age of 13. I like them a lot. There is a funny incident which I will share in the next post hopefully about how I stole things and its consequences).
- Been fired from a job? Innocent.
- Done something you regret? Guilty (I really do lot of things which I regret to do..I whole heartedly regret those..)
- Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Innocent. (Would never laugh or speak to someone when I am eating or drinking).
- Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent.
- Kissed in the rain? Innocent .
- Sat on a roof top? Guilty.
- Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Guilty.
- Sang in the shower? Innocent.
- Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Guilty.
- Shaved your head? Innocent.
- Had a boxing membership? Innocent.
- Made a girlfriend cry? Guilty (If you ask this question to my X, She would react “Has there been a day he made me to smile?”)
- Been in a band? Innocent.
- Shot a gun? Guilty( While I was in NCC)
- Donated Blood? Guilty.
- Eaten alligator meat? Innocent.
- Eaten cheesecake? Guilty.
- Still love someone you shouldn’t? Guilty.
- Have/had a tattoo? Innocent.
- Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty.
- Been too honest? Guilty.
- Ruined a surprise? Guilty ( I ruined a surprise party once)
- Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you couldn’t walk afterwards? Guilty( this happens most of the time)
- Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty. (Erased many)
- Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty (My cousin sister wanted me to wear her clothes when I was a kid. I had long hairs that time and was really looking like a girl after I wore her clothes)
- Joined a pageant? Innocent.
- Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty.
- Had communication with your ex? Guilty.
- Got totally drunk on the night before exam? Innocent.
- Got totally angry that you cried so hard? Innocent.
Guilty for just 25/42…. OMG…. I am INNOCENT…
TAG #02 : How DUMB are you?
The more [x]’ s the “dumber” you are.
 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
 You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
 You have run into a tree/bush.
 You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
 You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
 You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
 You just tried to sing them.
So far: 3
 You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
 You have choked on your own spit .
 You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
 You’ve never seen the Matrix.
 You type only with two fingers.
 You have accidentally caught something on fire
 You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
 You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
So far: 4
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking (most of the time I wont think about anything)
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
 People often shake their heads and walk away from you
 You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
 You use your fingers to do simple math
 You have eaten a bug
 You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
 You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
[x] You have ran around naked in your house.( Hey..hey… while I was a kid… I used to run naked..)
So far: 8
 You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
 Your friends know not to use big words around you.
 You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
 When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall
 The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
Even I am (10/37)*100 = 27.02% DUMB !
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